I'm a 22-year-old American from Ohio. I am a teacher at Zhejiang University of Media and munications in Hangzhou. I see so many signs here that are terribly incorrect and usually pretty funny. Here is one of my fourites. This sign is on a bus line. It should say "Keep Off", or something to that effect.

- Ashley Fugett

Editor's note:

Yes, that's close, but a little harsh. Most likely it would be either "No standing (here)" or "Stand back", or, possibly, depending on the location of the sign, "No kicking" (the seat in front or a protected box).

The right one is

"No standing here"

"Stand back"

"No kicking"