[简短的英语小笑话]A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: ＂ you can't eat me＂老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？” The...+阅读

关于心情

红太狼：我一干活心情就不好了，会降低咱们的婚姻质量的。

灰太狼：我干活心情也会不好啊。

红太狼：不行，你得心里承受能力比我强。因为你拳头比我大，心脏也比我大！

关于买衣服

红太狼：这衣服好看吗？

灰太狼：好看。

红太狼：你就敷衍我，想让我赶快买完了赶快回家，

。。。

红太狼：那衣服好看吗？

灰太狼：不好看。

红太狼：你就舍不得给我买！

灰太狼：....

关于拿东西

红太狼：这个袋子你也拿着吧。

灰太狼：我都拿着四个袋子了，你什么都不拿，好意思吗？

红太狼：那我还挽着你呢！你有100多斤呢，我拿的东西比你拿的东西重多了。

灰太狼： ...

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