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A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿

The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?”

The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,于是问鹿:“为什么我不能吃你?”

The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !"

鹿说:“因为我是国家二级保护动物,所以,你无论如何也不能吃了我!”

The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you !

老虎听完笑着说:“呵呵,那么我更应该要吃你了

Deer asked : " why ?"

鹿说:“为什么?”

" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said

“因为我是国家一级动物!”老虎得意地说。

A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically, she called to the father outside.

"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?"

Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!"

母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去,她立刻将他抱起,头朝下不停地拍打他的后背,他咳出了两枚一角的硬币,她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道:

“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币,可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“

孩子他爸大声回答道:“再喂他几枚五分镍币!”

Just Sew the Buttonhole

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

丈夫:你给我把扣子缝好了吗,亲爱的?

妻子:没有,亲爱的。我找不到扣子,所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。

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