[英语笑话或短故事]The Rain A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and...+阅读
.找一个朋友,让他先说3遍“老鼠”,然后再说3遍“鼠老”,待他说完“老鼠,老鼠,老鼠,鼠老,鼠老,鼠老”之后,立即问他“猫最怕什么”,几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”,本人试过多次,屡试不爽。 2.随便找3个东西,比如3个杯子吧,你敲第一个时让你的朋友说“忘”,敲第二个说“情”,第三个说“水”,美其名曰测试你朋友的反映速度,几次之后,不停的敲第一个,3. 你的朋友如果跟着说“忘,忘,忘,忘,汪,汪,汪,汪,汪,……”呵呵,效果就出来了。
来自: .cojoke.com的冷笑话 3.找一个MM,说是测试她的英文能力。由你说一个单词,MM说这个单词的第二个字母。开始时随便说几个,接着好戏开始。 先说husband,MM会说u(you); 再说wife,MM会说i(I); 反复。 明白了吗? 4.你问他:“一个三点水加一个来是什么?” 他想了一想说:“不确定,涞(LAI)?” 你再问:“一个三点水加一个去呢?” 他八成会说:“...什么字?有这个字吗?去?” 其实应该是“法”...... 5. 伸出1个手指,问别人“这是几” 再次伸出2个手指,问别人“这是几” 再次伸出3个手指,问别人“1+1是几” 10人里最多1人答对 6.看看王朔的小说,《一半是火焰,一半是海水》里面的游戏很有意思。
就是手中夹硬币然后回答问题的那一个 问比1大的数字有吗?对方说有 再问比10大的有没有?对方说有 直到说到100000—— 最后问比你傻的傻瓜的有没有?对方回很警觉的说“没有”! 来自: .cojoke.com的冷笑话 7.顺便说一个:你可以对你的MM说我要测测你的英语反应能力,伸出左手,对她说:“我点拇指是A,食指是C,中指是M,无名指是S,小指是X”,然后说,为了增加难度,我会用中文干扰你。
然后,你指中指说鱼,她会说m,你指无名指说驴,她会说S,然后在指拇指说猪,她会说A,然后一直点拇指说猪,她会一直说:A,A,A,A,A,A,如果MM聪明,可以多试其他的手指之后再说拇指。 8.劝MM酒时对她说:我喝清一杯,你喝一口 然后重复....我清,你一口.......... 9.把双手放在大腿上,然后左手作向前摩擦的动作,右手就做上下捶击的动作,作几下,然后换手作,改成右手向前作摩擦的动作,左手做上下捶击的动作......如此反复... 对了,速度要快些,慢了就没效果了。
呵呵 试试吧,大多数人不能的说 10.甲:除了人什么动物最爱问“为什么”? 乙:不知道。 甲:是猪! 乙:为什么? 哈!!! 11. 说个老故事吧,人越多得场合越好: 冒险故事.爷孙出海经历险! 爷爷是个水性很熟的渔夫,这天,天气很好,他喊了小孙子一起出海打鱼。 谁知刚出海不久,天气突变,海上起了风浪。小孙子很害怕,爷爷就安慰他:乖孙别怕,爷爷这么多年的技术了,这点风浪怕啥? 突然,一个大浪头打过来,把船浆给劈头打成两节. ! 爷爷无奈地对孙儿说:乖孙啊,浆完了! 12. 猪的英语拼写是PUG吧? --不对,是PIG --不是吧,我怎么记得是U(YOU)呀 -你弄错了,是I --猪是YOU --猪是I
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