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求几个英语小笑话

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[美国英语语料库的单词适合考研背吗]I agree 我同意 10. next week 下周 11. the day after tomorrow 后天 12. have a picnic 去野餐 13. have some problems doing sth. 做...有问题 14. go the wrong way 走...+阅读

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. 女孩:你相信狗之间的爱吗? 男孩:我试过一次,但他们的屁眼太小。 When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. 我小的时候,我用祈求一架自行车,然后我意识到上帝不这样工作,所以我偷了一辆自行车然后祈求宽恕。

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