[两人简单英语小对话]英语口语小对话a: do you think youll get the job teaching at abc english school?b: are you crazy? im still wet behind the ears. theyll choose someone who has b...+阅读
A:Hi,Tony.I'm starting a band.will you join us?
B:Sure,Ben.I'd love to be in a band
A:OK,good.which instrument will you play?
B:I don't play an instrument.I sing.I like music with great lyrics
A:So do I,Tony.Who else can join us?
B:Well,there is Dave.He prefers quiet music
A:Good.How about Harry?He plays the guitar,dose not he?
B:Yes,but Harry loves music that's loud
A:That's OK.We can play loud music and quiet music
B.which music style do you like,Ben?
A.Oh,I like music that I can dance to.But we have one problem for our band
Bwhat is it?
A.I'm not a musician and Ican't sing
求两人幽默英语对话
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
＂I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,＂ she says. ＂What's your secret for a long, happy life?＂
＂I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.＂
＂Wow, that's amazing,＂ says the woman. ＂How old are you?＂
＂Twenty-six.＂
长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”
急求英语2人幽默对话
A:How do you do?
B:How do you do?
A:Is everything OK?
B:It's fine!Thank you!And you?
A:Me,too!
B:I'm interested in UFO the near time.Do you know how it's fantastic!
A:Yeah!
B:Oh..h,look,there is a UFO over your head!
A:How nevers!
B:It's a joke!
A:Ah..h,no,it's real here!
B:But see what's on it?
A:It's may be a ---monkey!!!
B:How terrible!
A:Call 911!
C:They must be a America!Why don't they say it's a terrorist!
搞笑二人英语对话
前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 你有什么事 老外：“can you speak english？” 你能说英语吗 前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么？ 老外：“can anybody else speak english？ ”有没有其他人会说 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”上帝，这有人会说英语吗 前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫，安静一点，你在这里有什么事 老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。 前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”头不在，你明天来。
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