[英语幽默小笑话]英语幽默小笑话：半价票How much is the movie ticket?电影票多少钱一张?Ten dollars, kid.10美元，孩子。I only he five dollars. Please let me in. Ill see it only wi...+阅读

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them ＂Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.＂ So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out ＂Bananas!＂ and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out ＂Money!＂ and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells ＂Oh Shit!＂

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A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, ＂How does this boat float? The father replied, ＂Don't rightly know son.＂ A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, ＂How do fish breath underwater?＂ Once again the father replied, ＂Don't rightly know son.＂ A little later the boy asked his father, ＂Why is the sky blue?＂ Again, the father repied. ＂Don't rightly know son.＂ Finally, the boy asked his father, ＂Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?＂ The father replied, ＂Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn

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I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan. ＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother. ＂I'd know him any where,＂ said Ivan. ＂I have his ear in my pocket.＂ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂ ＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂ 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”

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