[儿童小笑话]儿童小笑话：教识字一个财主请了一位老师教儿子识字。第一天老师教写“一二三”，“一”字就是“一横”，“二”字就是“两横”，“三”字就是“三横”，财主的儿子一想“原来字这么简...+阅读

1小明新理了发，第二天来到学校，同学们看到他的新发型，笑道：小明，你的头型好像个风筝哦！小明觉得很委屈，就跑到外面哭，哭着哭着，他就飞起来了！

2小明上完厕所回到教室跟老师说：

厕所有好多蚂蚁，

老师忽然想到蚂蚁的英文ant这个单词，于是测试小明：蚂蚁怎么说？

小明一脸茫然..说：

蚂蚁他..什么也没说

3.小明的日记老被人偷看~

他很恼火，学了一套毒咒放在日记上，有人再看他日记全家都死光

他妈妈偷看了..

4.老师： 下星期五，学校要举行春季远足，要大家提出一个可以烤肉的地点...

小明： 老师到动物园烤肉最好了，因为那里什麽肉都有..

5.从前有一颗大葡萄和一颗小葡萄

大葡萄说：“我压你一下好不好啊？”

小葡萄答“好啊~~！”

结果小葡萄被压死了

6.有一天呢`苍蝇老婆就对苍蝇老公说“老公，我们以后可不可以不吃大便了！”于是老公无奈的说“你能不能在我吃饭的时候别讲这么恶心的话`”

7.再给你们留一个话题你们猜吧， 一只白猫掉进了水里. 被一只黑猫救了上来，然后白猫对黑猫说了一句话，你们猜是什么话啊？喵~~~

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