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英语幽默小笑话：女人的回答
A husband said to his wife, Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?
一位丈夫对妻子说：为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?
Well, his wife answered at once. The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them.
噢，他的妻子立刻回答道，原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。
英语幽默小笑话：你知道我是谁吗?
It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。考试旨在淘汰部分学生。考试时间为两小时。分发试题册后，教授对学生们说，两小时结束后任何没交的试题册他都不再接收，没交的学生一律不及格。考试开始后半小时，个学生匆匆跑了进来，向教授要试题册。
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
你没有时间答完试题的，教授一边把试题册递给学生，一边讽刺地说。
Youre not going to he time to finish this, the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
不，我有，学生回答。然后他坐下来开始答题两小时后，教授要求交卷，学生们把试卷整理好，交了卷，只有那名迟到的学生还继续写着。一小时后，学生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁准备下一节课。学生试图把试卷放在桌上的一堆试题册上。
Yes, I will, replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there
我不会接收的。
太晚了。
Im not going to accept that. Its late.
学生看上去将信将疑，有些生气。
The student looked incredulous and angry.
你知道我是谁吗?
Do you know who I am?
不，说实话，我不知道，教授回答说，言语中带着嘲讽的语气。
No, as a matter of fact, I dont, replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
你知道我是谁吗?学生又问，声音更响亮了。
Do you know who I am? the student asked again in a louder voice.
不知道，我也不在乎教授回答，面露优越的神色。
No, and I dont care. replied the professor with an air of superiority.
那就好，学生说着快速地拿起一叠试卷，把他的塞到中间，然后走出了教室。
Good, replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of pleted exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
英语幽默小笑话：能让我们老师回去吗?
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委员会主席因为隔壁房间里不守规矩的学生们发出的噪音而愤怒不已。他气愤地推开门，一把抓住一个身材较高的男生，他似乎说话最多。他拖着男生到另一个房间，并礼他他站在墙角。
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, Please, sir, may we he our teacher back?
几分钟后，一个小男孩探进头来，恳求道:求求您，先生，能让我们的老师回去吗?
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