[简短的新年快乐英语诗歌中文翻译]Rich blessings for health and longevity is my special wish for you in the coming year. 新年带给你和你所爱的人许多美好的事物和无尽的祝福！ Please accept my season'...+阅读
1.——Do you know what is the longest word in the English language?
——“Smiles” ,because there is a mile between its frist and last letter.
——英语中最长的单词是什么，你知道吗？
——是“微笑”，因为英文中的“微笑”的头一个字母到最后一个字母结束，要有一英里长。
2.A man ask for a meal in a restaurant.the waiter brought the food and put it on the table.After a moment , the man called the waiter and said:＂ Waiter! Waiter!There is a fly in my soup!＂
＂Please don't speak so loudly,sir＂,said the waiter,＂ or everyone will want one.＂
一个男子在饭店吃饭，服务员把食物端上了桌子，不久，男子就叫服务员说：“服务员！服务员！我的汤里有一只苍蝇！”“请不要叫得那么大声”服务员说：“不然每个人都想要一只了！”
英语小笑话带翻译简短一点
一）
迪尼斯之旅（中英）
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days,we headed for home.
佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。筋疲力尽地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。
As we drove away, our son waved and said : ＂good bye,Mickey.”
当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥着手说道：“再见，米奇！”
Our daughter waved and said, ＂goodbye, Minnie.”
女儿挥着手说道：“再见，美妮。”
My husband waved, rather weakly,and said : ＂goodbye , money.”
丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道：“再见，美元。”
（二）
生财有道（中英）
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, ＂just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
母亲决定尽可能地减少家务开支，于是她自己洗衣服，而不把衣服送到干洗店去干洗了。母亲很得意自己的节约之道，对父亲自夸道：“弗雷德，你想想，我们又增加了五块钱的积累，因为我自己动手洗的这些衣服。”
＂Good,”my dad quickly replied. ＂Wash it again!”
“好啊！”我父亲立即答道：“那就再洗一遍。”
简单的英语小笑话带翻译
So a guy goes to a fancy dress party with nothing but a girl on his back. “So what are you supposed to be?” the host asked. “I'm a snail.” The guy replied. The host said. “But all you've got is that girl on your back!” “That's not just any girl, mate,” the guy replied, “this is Michelle”.
一个人去参加化装舞会，但是没有穿什么奇装异服，而是在背上背了个女孩。于是主人就问说你这装得是什么啊？他就回答说：“我是个蜗牛。”主人就说：“你就背了个姑娘你装什么蜗牛？”他于是回答说，我可不是随随便便背了个姑娘，伙计，这是Michelle“
这个笑话只有用英语讲才好玩哦~有没有看出笑点呢？
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