[写一篇下雪的优美文章用英语带翻译80个单词]See between heaven and earth, a vast expanse of whiteness of the snow falling,falling from the sky down, around like pull up white tents, earth immediately beco...+阅读
1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die' The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died. 一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的 女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。 2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow' 老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢？ 约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行” 3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book? Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning... Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you? Tom: He...he robbed my homework book.... 老师：汤姆，你今天为什么迟到这么久？还有你的家庭作业本呢？ 汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯…… 老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？ 汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……
带英语翻译的笑话
1. A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
“I must say,”says the executive,“your work history is terrible.You've been fired from every job.”“Yes,”says the man.“Well,”continues the executive,“there is not much positive in that.” “Hey!”says the guy as he pokes the application.“At least I'm not a quitter.” 一个人走进一家大公司的人力资源部，把他的申请表递给主管。主管开始浏览他的申请，发现应征者在以前的每一份工作上都被开除了。 “我必须说，”主管说，“你的工作经历很不好，你在你做的每一份工作上都被开除了。”“是的，”那人说。主管继续说：“这可不是什么好事情。” “嘿！”那人指着申请表说，“至少我不是个逃兵。”
2.
Always Thirsty
＂I had an operation,＂ said a man to his friend, ＂and the doctor left a sponge in me.＂
＂That's terrible!＂ said the friend. ＂Got any pain?＂
＂No, but I am always thirsty!＂
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
3.I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan. ＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother. ＂I'd know him any where,＂ said Ivan. ＂I have his ear in my pocket.＂ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
关于英语的小笑话带翻译
The bus is very crowded.A man tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
＂Hey,let me get on the bus.＂the man shouts.
＂It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus.＂a passenger says to him.
＂But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver.＂the man says.
公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车，但是没有人给他让路.
＂喂，让我上车！＂那位男士喊道.
＂车太挤了，你最好坐下一辆＂车上的一位乘客对他说.
＂但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机！＂那位男士说道.
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