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[如何设计英文名片]英语名片的写法如下: 在对外交流中,将自己的名片印上英文是很有必要的。这就要求名片上的英文写法要规范,顺序符合英语规则。一般的名片上的信息可分为七个部分: 1、公司名称(the...+阅读

1.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 2.Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"...

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