[重阳节感受的作文急用！万分紧急！急用！急用！急用！急用！急用！]又到重阳九月初九，两阳相逢，即重阳节，又是老人节。那，什么是老？“老，考也，七十曰老。”《说文》中是这样解释的。在甲骨文中，“老”字是一个老人拄着拐杖的形象。“老”，意味着什么？意...+阅读
1.Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, ＂Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.＂
＂Why did it make you late?＂ inquired the teacher.
＂Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time.＂ replied Mike.
2.这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己也学查查字典.（我说个大意噢：一位伊利若州男子离开 冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛罗
里达州度假.他的妻子正在外地公干，准备到时候在佛州会合.该男子到了佛州，驻进酒店，就急忙给他妻子发电子邮件.但是他将太太的网址打错一个字母，结果这封邮件发到了一位牧师太太手里，她的丈夫前一天刚过世，她为此在伤心欲绝.当她打开这封错发来的邮件时，惨叫一声，两腿一蹬，死了.
邮件是这样写的：
亲爱的，
我刚来报到.正准备迎接你明天的到来.
爱你的夫君
对了，这下面真的好热唉.（Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部，一年气候都比较热. ）
A BIG E-mail Mistake 一封致命的邮件
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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