[精选英语幽默小故事]英语幽默小故事：中间战术Three peting store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上...+阅读

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: ＂You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?＂ ＂In the rat-trap, sir,＂ replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

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