[精选英语幽默小故事]英语幽默小故事：中间战术Three peting store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上...+阅读

儿子领了成绩单回家。“爸爸，你说你是和平理事会的成员？” “当然。” “那么我今天提议咱们要用和平的方式解决一切纷争！” 一个小孩问他父亲：“爸爸总是比儿子知道得多吗？” “是的。”父亲答道。 “谁发明了蒸汽机？”孩子接着问。 “詹姆士·瓦特。” “那为什么詹姆士·瓦特的父亲没有发明蒸汽机呢？” 孩子：“爸爸，这冒烟的是什么？” 爸爸：“记住，冒烟的是烟囱。” 孩子：“噢，知道啦！爸爸，那你的鼻子为什么不叫烟囱呢？” 爸爸：“……” “比尔，你长大了做什么？” “我要当个银行家。我从今天起就做准备，好吗？” “太好了！你怎么准备，快告诉爸爸！” “请爸爸、妈妈、外公、外婆……每天都到我这儿来存钱。”

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