[有趣英语幽默小故事小学]有趣英语幽默小故事：跛腿Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.两个人在人行道上分别拖着自己的右腿，相向...+阅读
我找了一些英语笑话，不知道适合不适合。我今年九月份读初一，这些都能看得懂，我想六年级的学生应该没什么问题。（1）Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. ＂Please God,＂ she said, ＂Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.＂ Her mother interrupted and said, ＂Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?＂ And Julie replied, ＂Because that/'s what I put in my geography exam！＂ 睡前祷告词 朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。
“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。” 妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？” 朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。” 2.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 3.Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied, ＂look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.＂ ＂But, dad,＂ the boy said, ＂ there's only ONE policeman！＂ 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。
这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” 4.Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。
我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应该了。 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否则他就该跟我借了 5.Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂ ＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂ 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” 希望这些资料能对你有用.
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