[英语美文摘抄不带翻译的]Love Your Mother 深爱母亲 Author Unknown The Childhood Days When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by wailing1) like a banshee2...+阅读
The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.Teacher: How old is your dad. Student: He is as old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.TEACHER : Give me a sentence starting with ＂I＂. Student: I is... TEACHER : No. Always say, ＂I am.＂ Student: All right... ＂I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.＂ Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have? Student: 5 Teacher: How? Student: I have a dog in my house nowTeacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right? Student: Yes Sir. Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right? Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too....
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