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[英语美文摘抄不带翻译的]Love Your Mother 深爱母亲 Author Unknown The Childhood Days When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by wailing1) like a banshee2...+阅读

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

And Julie replyed, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

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朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝,求求你,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

妈妈打断她的话说:“朱莉叶,为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”

朱莉叶回答道:“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的。”

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