[帮我想一个三到五分钟的英语笑话或有趣的故事！谢谢！]1、Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly fo...+阅读
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂.
老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，就看见一个牌子上写着＂学校----慢行＂.
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂
＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered.
＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂
＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied, ＂look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.＂
＂But, dad,＂ the boy said, ＂ there's only ONE policeman!＂
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
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