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英语幽默小笑话：三个醉汉
Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, What a beautiful night,look at the moon.The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend. You are wrong, thats not the moon, thats the sun.
两个醉汉正在走着。其中一个对另一个说，多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。另一个醉汉停下来，看着他喝醉的朋友说，你错了，那不是月亮，是太阳。
Both started arguing for a while when they e upon another drunkard, so they stopped him. Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?
他俩开始争论起来，过厂一会儿，他们碰到了另一个醉汉，他们拦住他。先生，您能不能帮我们解决我们争论的问题?请告诉我们天上发光的是什么，是月亮还是人阳?
The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, Sorry, I dont live around here.
第三个醉汉看了看天空，然后看了看他们，说，对下起.我不住这儿。
英语幽默小笑：更糟糕
Policeman: Why didnt you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察:当你的手表被抢时，你为什么不大声呼救呢?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, theyd he found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男人:如果我张开嘴，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
英语幽默小笑话：靠边停车
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time.ing up beside her,he said, Pull over!
警察看到一位女士一边车一边织毛衣。他开车靠近她，说.靠边停车!
No, she replied, a pair of socks!
不，她回答，是一双袜子!
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