[求2013电大统考新版题库？英语B计算机应用基础]英语B没什么基础不需要乱找资料，要用最新的原题库。稍微背下就能通过了，如果现在补基础肯定是来不及的，掌握解题方法就行了。都是比较简单的。计算基础很简单的都是office的基...+阅读

My English teacher Sam is a crazy gay! He told us that he used to loved women, but all changed after he enrolled into a all-man college after high school. ＂Most people there are homosexuality＂ he told us on one of his English class, ＂I first felt disguisting but later on, after... Ehh... After being raped once in dormitory, I started to fail in love with that feeling.＂ Most of my classmates do not like him, and I used to hate him, too. However, things starts to change recently. One day after class, he asked me to stay and threated me that if I do not go shower with him, he will fail me this semester on his English course. So I confessed, and then he drove to a public bath center, and we went in. When I was taking bath, his soap suddenly dropped, and he asked me to pick it up. I hesitated for a moment but yield to the silent and stressful atmosphere finally.

Now, I enjoy my new life with him and his friends and I love my English teacher Sam very much!

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