[谁能给我几个浪漫的英语爱情句子带翻译]I love three things in this world. Sun, moon and you. Sun for morning, moon for night , and you forever. 予独爱世间三物。昼之日，夜之月，汝之永恒。 You know my lone...+阅读

One or Two Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。 Father and Son Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. 儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。 父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这样的。 It depends Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？ 售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。 To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago? Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all. Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row. 在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。

几分钟后，他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道： 对不起，请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗？ 是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼。 噢，不，我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。

英语短笑话带翻译

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂ ＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂ 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。

“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老 太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 完美儿子 A：我有一个很完美的儿子. B：他抽烟吗？ A：不抽. B：他喝威士忌酒吗？ A：不喝. B：他会不会很晚回家？ A：不会. B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了？ A：下个星期三就满6个月了.

英语笑话带翻译

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：＂学校----慢行。＂ Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇瓶子了 Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应该了。 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。

求一篇英语笑话带翻译

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂ ＂She is the one who sells the candy 一个好孩子 小罗伯特向他妈妈要了两美分。“你用我昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我把它给了一个贫穷的老妇人。”他回答 “你是个好孩子”妈妈骄傲地说。“这里有两美分多，但为什么你对老妇人这么有兴趣？” ＂她是一个卖糖果的”

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