[英语笑话带翻译]man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million y...+阅读
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？ 教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢一名伟人Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。母鸡的腿 Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying？ 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ 父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了？我们9点关门 ＂Waitress,＂ shouted the impatient diner, ＂do I have to sit here and starve all night?＂ ＂no, sir, we close at nine o'clock.＂ “服务员，”用餐者不耐烦地叫道，“我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗？” “不，先生，我们9点关门。
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