[在美国说中式英语闹出的笑话]大学里曾经与美国一所大学的学生联欢，大家谈笑甚欢，意犹未尽，便邀请美国学生到我们的宿舍玩。走到半路，其中一个美国女孩问，“Where is the bathroom？”我好不纳闷，她怎么会关心我...+阅读
1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home
有事起奏，无事退朝
06.you me you me
彼此彼此
07.You Give Me Stop
你给我站住！
08.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09.WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15.小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
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