[求100个笑话]唐僧四人坐飞机去旅游，途中飞机失事，可是降落伞只有三把. 于是，唐僧说了，大家来答题，答不出来的跳下去. 唐僧：悟空，天上有几个太阳呀？ 悟空：一个. 唐僧：好，给你一把. 唐僧：沙僧，天上有几...+阅读
Tom's Birthday
It was Tom's birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum.
“Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom's mother.
“Oh,”said his father.
Of course,Tom liked his drum very much.He made terrible noise with is,but his mother did not mind.His father was working during the day,and Tom was in bed when he got home in the evening,so he did not hear the noise.
But one of the neighbours did not like noise at all.So one morning a few days later she took a sharp knife and went to Tom's house while he was hitting his drum.She said to him,”Hello,Tom,do you know,there's something very nice inside your drum.Here is a knitf.Open the frum and let's find it.”
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