[关于better late than ever为主题的英文演讲稿]When I chat with friends, strangers, families, most of them ever talked about regret. They said they felt very sorry when they realized they didn't do something...+阅读
Ladies andgentlemen! I amvery happy to talk on this stage for these people, XXX and XXX!I wish them ahappy life in their future with cheerful kids and enough money!I am glad forthem to marry! I wanted them to be the best family in the world! I have finished my talk！这样说的话会有一点太普通了。 Ladies and gentlemen, Today, we shall celebrate the wedding of thetwo people, XXX and XXX.AsI know, they are wealthy so I will take over all their money when they die!HAHAHA! I wish that they won't spend a single penny in their lives so I willtake all of it! HAHAHA！所以说的话会被骂的。
Females and males, Today, we shall celebrate the wedding of thetwo people, XXX and XXX.Sorrybut the oxygen today may contain more carbon dioxide because I am moving my 72muscles to say this and breathing in mostly oxygen and carbon dioxide to letthem go into my lungs. Oh, my heart is beating now, bringing the blood aroundthe body to the lungs and I am creating carbon dioxide, sorry. The water that thebride and the bridegroom will drink contains 99.99999% dihydrogen monoxide hoaxand the 0.00001% might be dangerous liquids such as chlorine trifluoride or candidateor nitrogen tetroxide or sarin or digoxin or hydrogen peroxide or ethyleneglycol or nicotine or strychnine or tabun or tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin or VXor batrachotoxin. But the possibility of those liquids being in the drink isvery less so don't worry. Good bye and sorry for all the carbon dioxideI created.这样说的话会被吓到的。
里面有关于危险液体，人体呼吸和心脏。 Ladies and gentlemen! Today, let's forget everything and party thebest we can! I will be a cow and you are a sheep! The bride will be a chickenand the bridegroom will be a horse! Oh yeah, I will want to drink even though Iam not yet 18! We shall party as if it is the only thing we can do! Oh yeah! Thank you! Go, go, party！！所以说会被以为成淘气包。 Ladies and gentlemen, I don't even want to be on here! My parentsforced me to! This is just so boring! I wish that time will pass two times asquickly! Oh, why am I still talking? This is just boring! Why do I have to dothis silly job? This is just so retarded. Oh, finally, I'm leaving. Bye.这样说的话会被骂的。
-------------------------------------------------重点------------------------------------------------------ 没有北美洲或欧洲或澳大利亚的说英语的口音就最好不要说英语了。对不起但是...是中国或韩国或日本的说英语的口音就千千万万不要说！！！！对不起但是...如果你是的话那么...说了的话那么...对不起但是...我会吐的。真的很难听！不如说中文那！千千万万不要不要不要不要不要说~~~~~~------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 自己是听过好多遍的，真的好难听。
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 哈哈，多嘴了，对不对？对不起啦~我是为你好才这样的。xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 哦，还有，关于口音的事，如果你不是从小听英语都是外国人说的，那么你是不可能练出口音的。还有，如果真的想练 （你是练不出来的！）那么不要事英国口音。
我是英音的，苏格兰。说英语时，美国口音的人听不清，只有英国人才听的清楚所以就更不要说中国人了。呵呵。
以下为关联文档：
简单的英文自我介绍Hello, everyong! I am ..., I come from..., I am very glad to study wwith you. I like playing football, I like listening to pop music, my favourite singer is ......
求一篇简单的英文自我介绍Good morning/afternoon,sir/mandam.First,I'm very glad to be here to this interview.My name is ***,30 years old.I grateduated from Zhengzhou University of Henan...
急需一篇100字的英文婚礼祝词Let me wish you and your bride every joy and the best of everything. May you always have everything you wish for a rich life together. My sincere congratulation...
结婚祝福语英文英语结婚祝福语1 A wish to two happy people for a future of dreams comes true, Congratulations！ 祝两个幸福的人儿，来日美梦都成现实。 祝贺你们！ 2 Only once in a lifet...
结婚祝福的话英文的A wish to two happy people for a future of dreams comes true, Congratulations! 祝两个幸福的人儿，来日美梦都成现实。 祝贺你们！ Only once in a lifetime that a specia...
求助一篇英文的婚礼致词Ladies and gentlemen,my dear friends and my dear families , Thanks for attending my wedding party today! For me,this is the most important moment in my lifetime...
急需一篇关于各种典礼的英文致辞什么内容都可以律政俏佳人Elle Woods的毕业演讲 ＂On our very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle 'The law is reason free from passion'. Well, no offense...
大家谁知道英文婚庆祝福语A wish to two happy people for a future of dreams comes true, Congratulations！祝两个幸福的人儿，来日美梦都成现实。祝贺你们！Only once in a lifetime that a special dr...
求一份英文的新郎致辞中英对照更好It's my honour that I can marry with xxxx, first of all, I would like to thanks to her parents, thank you for your trust, I will lover your daughter forever wit...
