[求关于考拉的英语小短文初中生的]Koala bear is Australia's unique animal. They inhabits on trees and have a gentle personality with a sincere look. They have a pair of short, hairy ears, with s...+阅读
1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 2. The Fish Net ＂Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?＂ ＂A lot of little holes tied together with strings.＂ replied the little girl. 鱼网 ＂你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？＂ 老师发问道。 ＂把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。＂ 小女孩回答道。 3. The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George, how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....＂ 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
＂乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？＂ 妈妈问。 ＂妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6， 可后来又说2加4也得6。＂ 4. A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？ 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
英语小笑话带翻译简短一点
一）
迪尼斯之旅（中英）
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days,we headed for home.
佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。筋疲力尽地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。
As we drove away, our son waved and said : ＂good bye,Mickey.”
当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥着手说道：“再见，米奇！”
Our daughter waved and said, ＂goodbye, Minnie.”
女儿挥着手说道：“再见，美妮。”
My husband waved, rather weakly,and said : ＂goodbye , money.”
丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道：“再见，美元。”
（二）
生财有道（中英）
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, ＂just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
母亲决定尽可能地减少家务开支，于是她自己洗衣服，而不把衣服送到干洗店去干洗了。母亲很得意自己的节约之道，对父亲自夸道：“弗雷德，你想想，我们又增加了五块钱的积累，因为我自己动手洗的这些衣服。”
＂Good,”my dad quickly replied. ＂Wash it again!”
“好啊！”我父亲立即答道：“那就再洗一遍。”
给我5个英语幽默故事附加中文50字内！
“ Yes, here it is, young man. ”
The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man. But when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.
“ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.
“ Sure! Just shake it when it's time to get up, and it'll ring. ”
一只闹钟
一个年轻人到一个山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火车站附近的一个旅馆里。
上床睡之前，他对旅馆老板——一个老头儿说：“对不起，先生，请问您能在五点差一刻叫醒我吗？我明天早晨要乘五点的火车。”
“哦，很抱歉”，旅馆老板说，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。”
年轻人正想回到FANG间去，又停住了问：“那你有闹钟吗？或许它能帮助我。”
“我有，给你，年轻人。”
年轻人很高兴地拿了闹钟，谢了老头儿。但当他仔细查看了闹钟后，发现似乎有毛病。
“它能准时闹吗？”他问老头儿。
“那当然！时间一到，你摇一摇，他就会响的。”
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