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幽默小故事：一只口渴的狗
The Thirsty Dog
A dog is very thirsty. But he only sees some empty pails. There is no water in them. The dog goes on looking for water. He es to a small house. There is a girl in it. The girl goes out with a pail. She goes to a well, the dog thinks and follows her. The dog is right. The girl es to a well and puts down the pail, and the pail is full of water, there the girl goes back to her house.
Water! Great! the dog says and runs to the well. He jumps into the well without thought.
The water is good. The dog is happy and drinks much. But he cant jump out of the well. He waits and waits. But no one es. Im hungry now. I must go out, he thinks.
At the time a thirsty goat es to the well. He looks at the water and the dog. Is the water good? the goat asks. Of course. e down, the dog says. Then the goat jumps into the well, too. Then dog is happy. He jumps on the goats back and jumps out of the well.
The dog has a look at the goat and says, Goodbye! Then he lees.
一只口渴的狗
有一只狗口很渴，他只找到一些空空的水桶，里面没有水。他继续找水。他来到一座小房子前面。房子里住着一个小姑娘。小姑娘拎着只水桶出来了。 她要去打水。狗想道，并跟在她后面。果然不错，小姑娘来到一口井边，把水桶放入井里，水桶水满了。然后小姑娘回去了。
水!太好了!狗叫着跑过去。他想也没想就跳下井去了。
井水真的不错。狗可高兴了。喝了许多水，但是他没有办法跳出来了。他等了好久，但是没有人来。 我饿了，我得出去。他想着。
这时候一只口渴的山羊到井边来了，他看了看井水和这只狗。这水好和吗?山羊问狗：当然了。快下来吧。狗回答说。于是山羊也跳到井里了。狗高兴极了。他跳上山羊的背，又跳出了水井。
狗看了一眼山羊说声：再见。就跑开了。
幽默小故事：父母的东西
Fathers Things
When Peter is 17, he is as tall as his father. So he begins to borrow his fathers clothes when he wants to go out with his fathers clothes when he wants to go out with his friends in the evening. Father doesnt like this. And he always gets very angry when he finds his son wearing any of his things.
One evening when Peter is about to go out; his father stops him in the living room. He looks at Peters clothes very carefully. Then he says angrily, Isnt that one of my ties, Peter?
Yes, Father, it is, answers Peter.
And that shirt is mine, too.
Yes, thats your, too. answers Peter.
And youre wearing my belt!
Yes, I am, Father, answers Peter, You dont want to your trousers to fall down, do you?
父母的东西
皮特17岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了。
于是，当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。可是这位父亲可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。
一天晚上，皮特准备出去，父亲在客厅里拦住了他。父亲细细打量着皮特的穿着。然后气呼呼的说着;皮特，那不是我的领带吗?
皮特回答说：是的，父亲，是您的领带。
还有那衬衫也是我的。
是的，衬衫也是您的。皮特回答说。
还有呢，你连皮带也用我的。父亲说。
是的，父亲，皮特回答说，您不愿意让您的裤子掉下来吧?
幽默小故事：聪明的野兔
A Clever Hare
Billy hare is hungry and finds a radish. What he picks it up, Mr. Fox is behind him and wants to eat him. Im hungry, too. Youve my dinner. Im going to eat you, ha says.
Billy Hare is shocked, but he isnt scared. He says, Follow me. I he better food for you.
They go to a well.
Look down here, Billy Hare says There is something in the water. Whats that? Mr. Fox asks surprisingly. Its a big and fat hen. Lets get down and fetch it. Billy Hare says and gets down with a pail.
Can you out the hen into the pail? Mr. Fox shouts. No. Shes too big, Billy Hare says, e down, please. We can take her up together. Jump into the other pail.
Mr.Fox does so. When he gets down, Billy Hare gets up. Good-bye! Billy Hare gets down, Billy Hare gets out of the well and says. Mr. Fox cant get out.
聪明的野兔
野兔比利很饿，他找到了一只萝卜。当他捡起萝卜的时候，狐狸先生正在他的身后，想吃了他。 我也饿了。你是我的晚餐，我要吃了你。狐狸说。
比利很吃惊，但是他并不害怕。他说：跟我来，我有更好的食物给你。
他们来来一口井边。
朝这下面看，比利说， 水里有东西。是什么呀?狐狸先生好奇地问：那是一只有大又费肥的母亲。我们下去把她捉上来。比利说着，乘一只水桶下去了。
你能把鸡放进桶里里。狐狸问他：不行，这只鸡太大了，比利说，下来吧。我们可以一起把它捉上去。快掉到另一只水桶里吧。
狐狸照做了。当他下去的时候，比利就上来了。再见。比利从井里出来时说。而狐狸却出不来了。
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