[急需英语幽默小故事一则带翻译英语课duty用 1分钟左右初中]英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head ＂Don't listen to them,＂ his mother said, ＂You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds...+阅读
five little ducks went out one day over the hills and far away mother duck said ＂quack, quack, quack, quack.＂ but only four little ducks came back. four little ducks went out one day over the hills and far away mother duck said ＂quack, quack, quack, quack.＂ but only three little ducks came back. three little ducks went out one day over the hills and far away mother duck said ＂quack, quack, quack, quack.＂ but only two little ducks came back. two little ducks went out one day over the hills and far away mother duck said ＂quack, quack, quack, quack.＂ but only one little duck came back. one little duck went out one day over the hills and far away mother duck said ＂quack, quack, quack, quack.＂ but none of the five little ducks came back. mother duck went out one day over the hills and far away mother duck said ＂quack, quack, quack.＂ and all of the five little ducks came back.
幼儿英语小故事
Once there was a boy who lived on a farm. Every day he had to take his father's sheep to a hill. One day he tried to play a trick on the other people. He said to himself. I will call “wolf. wolf.” then everyone come to help me. It will be fun when they find out there is no wolf after all. So he cried: “wolf .wolf.” and everyone ran to help him. When they came he just said: “there is no wolf. It was only a joke.” He did this three times. Then one day a wolf really came. “Help! Help! The wolf is here.” called the boy. But everyone said: “No you know that there is no wolf. He is just calling us for fun. There is no danger.” So they did not go to help the boy. The wolf killed all the sheep then. 狼来了 从前，有一个住在农场里的孩子。每天，他都要带他父亲的羊到山上去放。 一天，他想对其他人开一次玩笑。他自言自语说道：“我要叫“狼呀！狼呀！”那么，人人都会来帮我的了。
如果，他们发现根本没有狼，那么多有趣呀！” 因此他叫道：“狼呀！狼呀！”每个人都跑去帮助他。 当他们来到的时候，他只是说：“这里没有狼，这只是一个玩笑。” 他这样做了三次。 然后，有一天，一只狼真的来了。 “救命！救命！狼来了！”男孩子叫道. 但人人都说：“我们知道那儿没有狼。他只不过是因为好玩而叫我们。那里没有危险的。” 于是，他们没有去帮助那个男孩子。狼便把所有的羊都咬死了。
求少儿英语故事！急急！
Cat and crab
One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddendly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather corss , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:＂ Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!＂
猫和螃蟹
一天，一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气，它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网，那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并对它说：“小样儿，你上了网我就不认识你了？！”
No Cavities
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,＂Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. ＂
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,＂It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
我没有蛀牙
小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”
这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了！？
Always Thirsty
＂I had an operation,＂ said a man to his friend, ＂and the doctor left a sponge in me.＂
＂That's terrible!＂ said the friend. ＂Got any pain?＂
＂No, but I am always thirsty!＂
总是口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
Bring Papa
Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.
Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.
带爸爸
老师：本次考试，你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等，就像你们平常做作业一样。
弗里克：太好了，那我就可以把爸爸带来了。
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