[经典的国外小笑话几则笑话大全]1、一队登山爱好者在向导的带领下开始了登山探险。出发后的第三天,队员们发现他们好像是在兜圈子。 一位队员说出了大家都不愿相信的事实:“我们迷路了!” 他转身问向导:“你不...+阅读
国外有个节目采访lord of ring(指环王)里面那个小哈比人时,他讲了个冷笑话: Q: a deer, has no eyes, what's its name?
(一只鹿,没有眼睛,应该叫什么?) A: I don't know ,what is it?(我不知道,该叫什么?) Q: no eye deer… (no idea)(没眼睛鹿……没主意(英语口语的谐音)) again, a deer has no eyes, no legs, what's its name?(那么,一只鹿,没眼睛,也没有腿,该叫什么?) A: I don't know, what's it then?(我还是不知道,应该叫什么?) Q: still no idea……”(还是没眼睛鹿(用了谐音)) 你可以一边讲,一边询问其他人答案。加上别人思考和反应的时间,应该有一两分钟了喔!
英语搞笑二人情景对话
Topic:theacademylife Judih:Hi,Cys,Angy,longtimenosee!Howareyou? C:Hi,Judy.Howareyou?Yes,It'sreallylongtimesincewemetlasttimeonthe"FarewellParty"ofourseniorhighschool. A:Yes,Judy,youlooksodifferentnow..en..ihavetosayyoulookgorgeous! J:Haha!Thanksmyfriends.How'severythinggoinginyourunivercities,bytheway? C:Well!Neithertoobadnortoogood!Youknowtheacademylifeisjustlikethat,fromclassroomtolibraryeveryday,nothingspecial.Iamalittlebitboredofit!IwishicouldbeoutofcitytowntoenjoytheFreshairinthecountryside. A:Butmyacademylifeissofantastic.Ihavereadalotoffamousworksinlibrary,seemsit'snotenoughtohaveonly24hoursperday.Iloveit,everydayissorichandcolorful.Hey,justtoimaginewhatwewillbeaftergraduationmakesmesoexcitedandspunky.WhataboutyouJudy? J:Me?oh,wonderful!IjoinedmanycommunitiesinmyUniversity,andquitelotofoutdoorexperienceshavemademeamountsoffriends,italsohelpsmepreparemyselfforthefiercecompetitionbeforeIgetintotherealmarket. C:ohJudy,Ienvyyou,iwishicouldbewithyoudosomeout-doorexercises. A:Judy,yeah!YouremindmesomethingmaybeIshouldregistersomecommunityinmyUniversitybutnotonlywithmy"Shakespeare"! J:ohComeon,girls!Everyonecanmaketheacademylifespecialandunforgettable,theproblemisinwhichwayyouchoosetoliveyouracademylife!Myfriends,goodluckandbestwishestoallofyourfamilies,willseeyouaround! A
二人对话型幽默故事300字左右
钓竿:有个老人在河边钓鱼,一个小孩走过去看他钓鱼,老人技巧纯熟,所以没多久就钓上了满篓的鱼,老人见小孩很可爱,要把整篓的鱼送给他,小孩摇摇头,老人惊异的问道:「你为何不要?」小孩回答:「我想要你手中的钓竿。」老人问:「你要钓竿做什么?」小孩说:「这篓鱼没多久就吃完了,要是我有钓竿,我就可以自己钓,一辈子也吃不完。」 我想你一定会说:好聪明的小孩。错了,他如果只要钓竿,那他一条鱼也吃不到。因为,他不懂钓鱼的技巧,光有鱼竿是没用的,因为钓鱼重要的不在“钓竿”,而在“钓技”。 有太多人认为自己拥有了人生道上的钓竿,再也无惧于路上的风雨,如此,难免会跌倒于泥泞地上。就如小孩看老人,以为只要有钓竿就有吃不完的鱼,像职员看老板,以为只要坐在办公室,就有滚进的财源。
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