[英语幽默故事]英语幽默小故事:Dog in HeatA little girl asked her Mom, Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?一个小女孩问她的妈妈,妈妈,我可以带狗狗去街角散步吗?Mo...+阅读
1 一天,三只小猪为了躲避大灰狼知的追赶,而建造了三个小屋。 大灰狼不费劲的吹毁了草屋,木屋,砖屋,三只小猪们拼命的跑,但是还是被大灰狼追上了。三只小猪绝望地说,你看着办吧。阿拉放弃了,随你怎样。 此时,大灰狼*笑着,留着口水说:那快告诉我小红帽在哪里?2 当老婆刚刚冲完澡出来,道老公正要开始淋浴时,门铃响了 在几秒争吵谁该去应门之后老婆放弃了 裹了条毛巾急忙下楼去开门她打开门看见Bob 她的邻居在她还没开口之前 Bob就说:“如果你把那条毛巾拿下我就给你$800。” 老婆想了想,就脱内下毛巾赤裸站在Bob面前 过了几秒Bob给了钱就走了老婆困惑又兴奋她的好运,裹上毛巾上楼 当她回到浴室老公问她:“刚刚容是谁呀?” “隔壁的Bob啦!”她回答 “很好,”老公说:“那他有没有拿他欠我的$800还我?”
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