[谁有李阳疯狂英语的经典1000句]Absolutely. 是这样；当然是；正是如此；绝对如此。 Absolutely impossible！ 绝对不可能的！ All I have to do is learn English. 我所要做的就是学英语。 Are you free tomorrow？ 你...+阅读
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 刘兰芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny's mother(jmforshort) 刘母lunch's mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor'sson(msforshort) 强盗burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕 （j作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，j被打中，狼狈不堪） j:everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger，（小声）while my wife is wusong. 译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
（指着上台处的门大声道）i'm not afraid of you！ 译：我才不怕你呢！ （内砸出一脸盆，j接住当成盾牌护着头）then, i'm afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ 译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。
她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！ （内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？ act1 第一幕 （序幕结束时，jm作窃听状） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！ （对门内）lunch! lunch! where are you? l（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：i'm here! what's up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l（生气地挥动着锅铲）：oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（开始解围裙）go and ask your son. i'm leaving！（扯下围裙，扔在jm的脸上，下） act2 (lm坐在台上打毛线，l拿着锅铲上) l:mum, i'm back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. lm（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i'll marry whomever you want me to. lm（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor's son in the market.he said:“if your daughter haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i 'll go and tell him.（下） l（惊愕）：what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood？ （手中的锅 铲掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3 (j睡眼惺忪上) j（边走边道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？ （走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）here they are！（闻一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！ （突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）oh,i'm so hungry! but there's no breakfast！（捡起地上的围 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself. jm（上）：where's my breakfast? where'slunch?hasn't she got up yet? j:mum, can't you remember?lunch has gone! jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! j（立正敬礼）：yes madam! act4 (j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) a:hey you!stop and listen to us! the road is built by me！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） c:if you want to go by this street---（欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚） ab&c:give us all your money! j（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：is 1mao enough？ （三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! c:i heard that the mayor's son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and rob the wedding! a&b:good idea! j（惊讶）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it's impossible! ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! j:but lunch is my wife! we haven't got divorced yet！ （突然有了主意）i've got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don'tyou? i'll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride. b:have you got ...
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