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幽默小故事：患难见真情
A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed
Jack and Ben are good friends. One day, they explore a forest together. When they go deep into the forest, suddenly they hear a sound.
Whats that? The sound is so terrible. Ben says.
Oh! Bear! Look! A bear! Jack says and climbs quickly on a tall tree.
Ben tries to climb on the tree. But he cant. What can I do? Help me please! Ben says to Jack. But Jack does nothing.
The bear is ing. Ben lies down quickly and pretends to die. The bear looks at Ben and walking around him. Ben holds his breath. The bear smells Ben and thinks hes dying, and then the bear goes away.
When Jack sees the bear going far, he slides down from the tree and wakes Ben. What did the Bear whisper to you? Jack asks Ben.
Why didnt you help me? He you not heard the sentence: A friend in need is a friend indeed? Ben shouted.
患难见真情
杰克和本是一对好朋友。一天，他俩结伴去森林探险。当他们深入森林时，突然听到一个声音。
那是什么?这声音真恐怖。本说。
啊!是熊!快看!熊!杰克边说边迅速爬到身旁的颗大树上。
本试着爬在树上，可是他做不到。我怎么办啊?快帮帮我?本朝杰克喊道。可是杰克什么也没有做。
熊来了。本赶快躺在地上装死。熊看看本。绕着他走了儿圈。本赶忙屏住呼吸。熊又低下头闻了本，以为他死了，然后就走开了。
杰克看到熊走远了，他才滑下树来，叫醒本。熊刚才跟你说什么了?杰克好奇地文本。
你刚才为什么不帮我?难道你没有听对患难见真情这句话吗?本大声喊道。
幽默小故事：狼与鹤
The Wolf and the Crane
There is a bad wolf in the forest. One day he is eating a lamb. Suddenly a bone sticks in his throat.
Oh, a bone is my throat. He goes to see a doctor, Please help me. The doctor, Mr. Panda says, Sorry, I cant help you. The bone is inside.
What can I do? the wolf is sad. Then he meets a crane. Oh, dear crane. Please help me. A bone is in my throat. I will pay for your help.
Ok. Let me he a try, the crane says. She pulls out the bone with her bill. Now I will go. Remember your words. You should pay me, she says.
Well. Pay you. I remember, the wolf says. With the words, the wolf bites off the cranes neck and eats her up.
狼与鹤
森林里有一只很坏的狼。
一天，他正在吃一只羊羔.突然一根骨头卡在他的喉咙里了。
哎呀，一根骨头卡在我的喉咙里了。他赶忙去看医生， 请帮帮我吧。医生熊猫先生说：很抱歉，我帮不了你。骨头卡在里面。
我该怎么办啊?狼伤心。后来他遇到一只鹤。亲爱的鹤小姐，请救救我吧，一根头卡在我的喉咙里了。我会给你报酬的。
好吧。我试试看。鹤小姐说。她用她的长嘴把骨头拉了出来。现在我要走了。记住你的话，你该给我报酬的。
好的，给你报酬。狼突然说，突然咬住鹤的长脖子，把她吃了。
幽默小故事：三只小猪与大灰狼
Three Little Pigs and a Big Wolf
Once, a mother pig sent her three little children into the world. They needed to look after themselves.
The first pig found some straw, and he built a fine house with straw, and he built a fine house with straw.
The second pig built a house with wood.
The third pig built a house with stone.
One day, a wolf came to straw house, he was hungry.
Little pig let me in! Im your brother.
No, no! You are a wolf.
Then the wolf blew down the straw house. The first pig ran to the wooden house.
Then the wolf came to the wooden house, too. The two pigs ran to the stone house.
The wolf came and blew the stone house. He blew and blew, but the house didnt fall down. Then wolf was angry, he climbed to the roof and jumped down the chimney.
The wolf fell into the pot! Ouch! He ran away.
The three little pigs lived happily.
三只小猪与大灰狼
从前，猪妈妈把她的三个小孩打发出去，因为他们需要学会照顾自己。
第一只小猪找到一些稻草，他盖了一座漂亮的草房子。
第一只小猪盖了一座木头房子。
第二只小猪了盖了一座石头房子。
一天， 一只大灰狼来到草房前，他十分饥饿。
小猪，让我进去，我是我你兄弟。
不，不，你是大灰狼。
然后大灰狼就把草屋吹倒了，第一只小猪逃到了木头屋子里。
然后狼来到木头前，他吹呀吹可是吹不倒石头房子。狼发怒了，他爬上了屋顶并从烟囱往下跳。
在烟囱下面的火炉上有一锅水。三只小猪用大火把得很烫。
狼掉进了锅里!哎呀!他逃走了?
三只小猪从此过着快乐的生活。
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