[超好笑的英语笑话]话说湖南一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告： ＂兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！＂ （翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意吧！不要讲话，现在开会啦！！） 县长讲完后，主持人说：＂咸菜请香肠酱瓜！＂ （翻译：现在请...+阅读
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日期：2005-5-25 11:31:40
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1.Time is what you make of it.(Swatch)
天长地久。（斯沃奇手表）
2.Make yourself heard.(Ericsson)
理解就是沟通。（爱立信）
3.Engineered to move the human spirit.(Mercedes-Benz)
人类精神的动力。（梅塞德斯-奔驰）
4.Start Ahead.(Rejoice)
成功之路，从头开始。（飘柔）
5.A diamond lasts forever.(De Bierres)
钻石恒久远，一颗永流传。（第比尔斯）
6.Fresh-up with Seven-up.(Seven-up)
提神醒脑，喝七喜。（七喜）
7.Intel Inside.(Intel Pentium)
给电脑一颗奔腾的“芯”。（英特尔 奔腾）
8.Connecting People.(Nokia)
科技以人为本。（诺基亚）
9.For the Road Ahead.(Honda)
康庄大道。（本田）
10.Let us make things better.(Philips)
让我们做的更好。（飞利浦）
11.Enjoy Coca-Cola.(Coca-Cola)
请喝可口可乐。（可口可乐）
12.Generation Next.(Pepsi)
新的一代。（百事）
13.The Relentless Pursuit of Perfection.(Lexus)
追求完美永无止境。（凌志汽车）
14.Communication unlimited.(Motorola)
沟通无极限。（摩托罗拉）
15.Feast your eyes.(Pond's Cucumber Eye Treatment)
滋润心灵的窗户。（庞氏眼贴片）
16.Focus on life.(Olympus)
瞄准生活。（奥林巴斯）
17.Behind that healthy smile,there 's a Crest kid.(Crest toothpaste)
健康笑容来自佳洁士。（佳洁士牙膏）
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