[跪求80 100字的英语小幽默故事带翻译！]是个短的幽默小故事，很简单的那种哦~~ Look at the sky One day , Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school . Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head hi...+阅读

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them ＂Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.＂ So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out ＂Bananas!＂ and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out ＂Money!＂ and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells ＂Oh Shit!＂

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