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英语幽默小笑话：聪明的翻译
A famous writer who was visiting Japan was invited to deliver a lecture at a university to a large number of students. As most of them could not understand English, he had to he an interpreter.
一位在日本访问的著名作家受邀到一所大学为众多学生演讲。因为他们中大多数人不懂英语，作家请了一名口译。
During his lecture he told an amusing story which went on for rather a long time. At last he stopped to allow the interpreter to translate it into Japanese, and was very surprised when the man did this in a few seconds, after which all the students laughed loudly.
在演讲中，他用了相当长的时间讲了一个有趣的故事。最后他停下来让口译把它译成日语。他感到非常奇怪的是，口译只用了几秒钟就翻译完毕，而学生们都大声笑了起来。
Atter the lecture, the writer thanked the interpreter for his good work and then said to him, Now please tell me how you translated that long story of mine into such a short Japanese one.
演讲之后，作家非常感谢这位口译的出色工作，并说:请告诉我，你是如何把我那么长的一个故事译成如此简短的日语的?
I didnt tell the story at all, the interpreter answered with a smile. I just said, The honourable lecturer has just told a funny story. You will all laugh, please.
我根本就没有讲那个故事，口译微笑着回答，我只不过说，尊敬的演讲者刚才讲了一个很可笑的故事，请你们大家笑一笑。
英语幽默小笑话：反击
The German poet Heine was Jewish. Once at a patty a treler said to him: I found an island where, to my surprise, there were no Jews or donkeys!
德国大诗人海涅是犹太人。有一次晚会上，一个旅行家对他说:我发现了一座岛屿，令我惊奇的是，那个岛上竟然没有犹太人和驴子!
Henie said calmly: Well, this defect can only be remedied when you and I together go to the island!
海涅不动声色地说:看来，只有你我一起去那个岛上，才会弥补这个缺陷!
幽默小笑话：萧伯纳的智慧
In one dinner party, a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shaw up and down, and said in all seriousness, Look at your appearance, it really makes people believe that all the British are starving.
在一次宴会上，一个资本家上下打量着瘦骨嶙峋的萧伯纳，一本正经地说:看看你的模样，真叫人以为英国人都在挨饿。
Bernard Shaw, examining the potbellied capitalist, said, But, I know as soon as I saw you the reason why Britain is suffering from famine.
萧伯纳审视着大腹便便的资本家说:但是，我一见到你，就知道英国正在闹饥荒的原因了。
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