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[00:03.66]白领打工泪 上海话版
[00:05.26]■ 制作 2007(C)huangch ■
[00:05.62]上海赤膊角广播电台
[00:07.47]大家好
[00:08.89]北京晨光
[00:09.63]凌晨3点10分
[00:10.41]接到人民举报
[00:11.45]来在人民广场
[00:12.34]发现一只男人
[00:13.49]赤是着脚
[00:14.43]赤是着膊
[00:15.37]直直笔笔
[00:16.24]躺在马路当中
[00:17.12]想找死~~
[00:18.93]还好附近眼进差头司机及时发觉
[00:21.53]拉咯我拉咯
[00:24.31]让我去死，让我去死
[00:26.67]侬脑子给抢打过哦
[00:28.10]有啥想不开
[00:31.63]侬不晓得呀
[00:32.83]大吉大利
[00:33.92]叔叔爸爸娘娘阿姨
[00:35.35]我命苦呀~~
[00:38.35]登碍家公司3年了
[00:39.69]钞票还是攒不着
[00:41.03]混来混去今朝还是小赤姥
[00:43.13]新来还家娘娘腔
[00:44.25]一来跑到头牢想
[00:45.59]原来老板女儿是是非非丈母娘
[00:48.11]快快老地动
[00:49.13]韭菜炒大葱
[00:50.28]伊脉相真叫好
[00:51.67]争演员拍广告
[00:52.69]学历还么民工高
[00:53.95]冒充海关真好笑
[00:55.15]天天当我是用人
[00:56.28]嚣张来不得了
[00:57.72]小三子呀
[00:58.35]帮我泡杯咖啡
[00:59.29]多加糖多加奶
[01:00.01]哦哟没的命来
[01:02.68]我天天做到老晚
[01:04.66]伊昨天晚快晚饭吐补伊，嘿
[01:07.35]在是伊吃饱肚皮浑身穿碟袄
[01:09.67]我忙来忙去眼皮搭牢兜兜青菜包
[01:11.99]我做得比伊好
[01:13.28]拿得比伊少
[01:14.32]我天天加班
[01:15.67]伊夜到去瞎搞
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[01:25.27]QQ ☆ ***** ☆
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[01:36.23]伊每天打游戏
[01:37.24]没事体寄到意大利
[01:38.40]我商活做到死
[01:39.85]一口血喷筋到医院里
[01:40.82]看到我生毛病
[01:41.62]老板及时笑嘻嘻
[01:43.08]嘿嘿特个号头我奖金又省两填
[01:45.60]看来我做到死
[01:46.61]老板还是心不死
[01:47.98]还到年底发奖金
[01:49.02]我两眼一黑冒星星
[01:50.51]老板
[01:51.75]你看呀你看呀 就给拿钞票
[01:53.85]哦哟你心黑来
[01:55.48]蛮好了5位数了
[01:57.12]我靠
[01:57.99]小数点后头还好算呀
[02:00.59]嗨！哪拿办~哪拿办~
[02:02.90]回去怎向阿拉老婆交待
[02:04.13]死给你看
[02:05.40]回到窝里响
[02:06.09]老婆还要板面孔
[02:06.91]看来今夜到
[02:07.76]洗衣板聚得来我脚发肿
[02:09.54]上趟生饭还发痛今朝我被老板弄颂
[02:12.01]反正讲来讲去
[02:12.93]弄到最后去我最没用
[02:14.85]停下来
[02:15.77]钞票统统捞出来
[02:16.80]快点快点
[02:17.71]一特果子就这点
[02:18.61]什么是呀
[02:19.48]怎么就这点
[02:20.66]你皮痒坏特了
[02:21.89]侬轻点 轻点~~~
[02:23.33]我特侬讲
[02:24.33]侬不要神孜糊孜
[02:25.89]骨头轻死得了
[02:26.82]特给我讲讲清赏
[02:28.36]外头这么多钞票要来做啥
[02:30.64]养女人对挖
[02:31.33]侬昏特了~~
[02:32.86]侬这女人~~~
[02:37.39]这日子怎过过呀~~~
[02:41.98]~~~苦呀~~~
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[02:52.73]QQ ☆ ****** ☆
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[03:03.66]~~~苦呀~~~
[03:20.79]◎ 谢谢观赏 ◎
