[两人简单英语小对话]英语口语小对话a: do you think youll get the job teaching at abc english school?b: are you crazy? im still wet behind the ears. theyll choose someone who has b...+阅读
Girl: Damned my cheeks are cold! Brah
Me: Which ones?
Friend: LMAO
Me: Are you talking about your face of cheeks...or...buttcheeks... I don't know lol?
Girl: You hole hits me in the face and friend.
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Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.
As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.
Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, ＂Yes, what do you have?＂
He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and then replied, ＂I have pickle juice or water.＂
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria! Me: Care to squeeze it?
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Girl: What??? lol?
Me: My Caprison...meaning care to have a drink of Caprison with irresistible flavors.
Girl: Ok...ummmm, sure.
Me: Mind That's right you can't stand the heat...suck it
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Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything?
Witness: After the accident?
Lawyer: Before the accident.
Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
英语幽默笑话带翻译
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂
＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered.
＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂
＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
四人幽默英语对话带中文翻译不要太长也不要太短
(39)At Fast Food Restaurant 在快餐馆
Fast food restaurants are popular in the United States for quick, inexpensive meals or snacks. You order your food and take it to a table yourself. If you order your food ＂to go＂, you take it out of the restaurant. Tipping is not necessary in this kind of restaurant.
美国的快餐馆因快速供应便宜的饭菜和小吃而深受欢迎。 你得自己定购食品，自己端到餐桌上。 如果你定购＂带走＂的食品，你还可以拿出店外。在这种餐馆里无需付小费。
1.A: What would you like to eat?
B: I'd like a hamburger with lettuce and tomato.
A: How about something to drink?
B: A Coke, please.
A: OK. I'll see if I can get waited on.
2.A: What do you want?
B: I think I'll have a piece of apple pie.
A: Do you want something to drink?
B: Coffee would be fine.
A: OK. Sit down and I'll get it.
3.A: What are you going to have?
B: I'll try a steak sandwich.
A: Can I get you anything to drink?
B: Yes, I'd like a chocolate shake.
A: That sounds good. I think I'll have the same.
4.A: What can I get you?
B: A cheeseburger and an order of french fries would be great.
A: Would you like anything to drink?
B: I feel like having a Coke.
A: That's a good idea. I think I'll join you.
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