[求英语小笑话！急！]A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, ＂Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are alwa...+阅读
四月一日清晨六时，我早早的爬了起来，梳洗完毕后便拆开了头一晚买的一筒夹心饼干，我拆饼干干什么，不是给自己吃的，而是将每块饼干从中撇开，用勺子将中间夹的奶油刮去，再将牙膏、胡椒粉等东西涂了进去，然后带在身上来到了我们班班长的寝室门前，我的目的是要让他们吃饼干，可是如果单只让他们吃饼干，未免还太便宜了他们。
当时还是六点半，起床号已经想过，但我相信他们一定还在睡梦当中，便一边敲着他们寝室的门一边模仿着宿舍管理员的声音喊道：“文学院查寝！”可是试了两遍，他们寝室里仍然没有反应，于是我便抬高了声音喊道：“这个寝室没有人，一定是四个人集体夜不归宿，记下来，上报！”紧接着他们寝室里便传出一片紧张的起床的声音，然后门一开，仅仅只穿了一条裤子的我们的体育委员从门内出现了，见到我后呆了一下，才说道：“常彬，你在干什么？”我便对他说道：“愚人节快乐！”于是他的脸上便显出一副无奈的笑：“我今天是破天荒的起这么早！都是你！”正说着，我背在身后的两手便偷偷的用手机播通了他们寝室的座机，正当他转过身准备去接时，我又将电话一按，然后接下来他的表情是可想而知的……我便说道：“为了补偿你们，我把我的早餐分点给你们吧。
”便拿出了那一袋牙膏加胡椒夹心饼干，给了他们寝室的同学。只见他们寝室的几个人一哄而上，抢起了饼干，接着怎么样，我想我不用说，各位读者也应该可以想到。
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