学习英语方法 1. 坚持不懈，从不间断。每天至少看 10-15 分钟的英语，早晨和晚上是学英语的最好时间。 （Never give up, keep working on. Speak English at least 10-15 minutes every day. The best time to learn English is in the morning and the evening.） 2.方法要灵活多样。一种方式学厌了，可以变换其他的方式，以便学而不厌。 （Different kinds of ways to learn English. One way is boring, you can use other ways, so that you won't feel bored.） 3.上下相连，从不孤立。

记忆英语要结合上下文，不要孤立的记单词和短语，要把握句中的用法。 （Connect up to down, don't make it alone. According to the passage, remember the words and phrases, try to graspe the meanings of the words. ） 4.熟记常用语，确保准确无误。把常用的交际用语背熟，俗能生巧。 （Remember useful expressions, and make sure it's right. Practice makes perfect.） 5.尽量用第一人称来记习惯用语和句型，以便记忆牢固。

（Try to Remember idioms and setences with the first calling, make sure to remember deeply.） 6.多方位多角度来学英语。要经常读报、听广播、看外语电影、听外语讲座、读课本和别人交谈等方式来学英语。 （Learn English in different ways. Read newspapers, listen to the radio , watch English movies, listen to English lectures, read textbooks and talk with each other ect.） 7.敢于开口说英语，不要怕犯错误。

人人都会犯错，这是在所难免的，只要敢说，就一定能学好。 （Speak English as much as possible, don't be afraid of making mistakes. Everyone can make mistakes, it is possible. Try your best to learn it well.） 8.要创设情景，加强交际训练。语言的运用离不开场景的强化训练，只有交际，才能学好。 （Set up situation, strength comunacation practice. Language can't leave away from the situation, you'd better do more practising and you can learn it well.） 英语小笑话 一.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: ＂That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed！＂ 一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。

她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗？” 二.Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。

” 三.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.＂ ＂Why use my elbow and foot?＂ ＂Well, gosh,＂ was the reply, ＂You're not coming empty-hangded, are you？＂ 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。

门开了之后，再用你的脚把门开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。