[急需英语幽默小故事一则带翻译英语课duty用 1分钟左右初中]英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head ＂Don't listen to them,＂ his mother said, ＂You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds...+阅读
Professor Godwin,feeling unwell,wrote on his bedroom door this notice:＂The professor will be unable to meet his classes this evening.＂ A student rubbed out a letter and made it,＂The professor will be unable to meet his lasses this evening.＂ Godwin,perceiving this, turned the tables by striking off the next letter, and making the notice read;＂ The professor will be unable to meet his asses this evening.
译文：戈德温博士感到不舒服，于是写了张便条贴在卧室门上：“晚上博士不能来上课了。”一学生看后将一字母擦去，意思就变成了：“晚上博士不能来见他的情人们了。”戈德温博士看后，心生一计，又擦掉一个字母，最后便条的内容就成了“晚上博士不能来见他的蠢驴们了。”
（注：class班级；lass情人；ass蠢驴）
1分钟英语小故事
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What's in your box?＂ asked the friend. ＂A cat,＂ answered Mrs Brown. ＂You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them.＂ ＂But the mice are only imaginary,＂ said the friend. ＂So is the cat,＂ whispered Mrs Brown.
英语小故事一分钟
A mother and her young son get into a bus. The bus conductor（售票员） comes to them for their money.The mother says,”I want a ticket（票） to Shanghai”,and gives her 5 yuan.The conductor looks at the boy,and says to him:”How old are you,young man?”The mother begins to say,but the conductor stops her and the boy says,”I'm
4 at home,and 2 in buses.”The mother has to give 2.5yuan to the conductor.
一位母亲和他的儿子上了一辆公交车，售票员来到他们身边让他们买票。母亲说：“我想要一张去上海的票。”然后给了售票员5元钱。售票员看了看那个男孩，对他说：“年轻人，你多大了？”那位母亲刚想开口就被售票员打断了，然后那个男孩说：“我在家是4岁，在车上是2岁。”那位母亲只好又付了2.5元给售票员。
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英语小故事要1分钟还要有翻译最好不是幽默的小故事急急急
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汤姆走在路上，有人叫他。是他的朋友 简和玛丽
“你好！”汤姆笑着跟他们打招呼
他们（捧着一个碟子）说：“生日快乐！“
T：”今天是我的生日？哦！这是什么”
F：”这是生日礼物“
T：“谢谢，让我看看”（接了过去）
T：”为什么我看不见？“
F：”因为我们不知道你什么时候生日“
T：”那为什么是个盒子的？
F：“我们不知道你要什么样的””
翻译：
Tom walk on the road, they called him. Is his friend Jane and Mary,
＂Hello!＂ Tom smiling greet with them
They hold a dish) said: ＂happy birthday!＂
T: ＂today is my birthday? Oh! What is this＂
F: ＂this is the birthday present＂
T: ＂thank you, let me see＂ (after the past)
T: ＂why do I see?＂
F: ＂because we don't know when you birthday＂
T: ＂why is a box?＂
F: ＂we don't know what you want.＂
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