[幽默的英语故事]小学生英语故事：鸡蛋在哪里Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is...+阅读

英文幽默哲理小故事： 父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。 儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！」 父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱 （注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？） After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars. Son of disdain for his father, said: ＂The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!＂ Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket (Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?) Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,＂no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .＂ ＂Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .＂the mouse said .＂I will tell a flea what I know.＂ 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？ 汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂. （只为成功找方法，不为失败找理由）...

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