[经典搞笑英语笑话双语]英语幽默小笑话：大生意A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man e into the outer office. Wish...+阅读
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 ]老妈：这个“i don't know。“是什么意思？ 我说：“我不知道” 老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！ 老妈：还嘴硬！！！！（一顿爆揍） 老妈：你在给我说说这个。 “i know。“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“老妈：知道就快说。 我说：就是“我知道“老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？我说：就是我知道呀！ 老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂（又一顿爆揍） 老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but idon't want to tell you。
”是什么意思？ 我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧 这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me。 是什么意思啊~？“ 我：“我很烦，别烦我“ ；老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁） 老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat。
是what意思啊“ 我说：“我没听清，再说一次“ 老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“ “我没听清，再说一次“ 结果被扁 老妈再问：“what do you say“又怎么解释呢“我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁） 老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊' 我说：“查字典“ “查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁） 老妈又问：you had better ask somebody。 怎么翻呢“ 我说：“你最好问别人“ “你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打。
“ “啊！god save me！“ “耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁） 我再问你：“use you head,then thin kit over，又是什么意思啊！“ 我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想。 “ “臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手 我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思” “嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你” 。
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