Cat and crab

One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddendly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather corss , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:＂ Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!＂

猫和螃蟹

一天，一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气，它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网，那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并对它说：“小样儿，你上了网我就不认识你了？！”

No Cavities

A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,＂Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. ＂

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,＂It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!

我没有蛀牙

小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”

这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了！？

Always Thirsty

＂I had an operation,＂ said a man to his friend, ＂and the doctor left a sponge in me.＂

＂That's terrible!＂ said the friend. ＂Got any pain?＂

＂No, but I am always thirsty!＂

总是口渴

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

Bring Papa

Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.

Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.

带爸爸

老师：本次考试，你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等，就像你们平常做作业一样。

弗里克：太好了，那我就可以把爸爸带来了。